Story of a Brown Girl

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Today in Are You Fucking Kidding Me: pens for LADIES. Normal pens are too rough and plain for our delicate lady-hands, clearly.

Also, “EASY GLIDE: Feel the Smoothness” sounds like it belongs on lube, not writing utensils. I’m not sticking it in my vagina, Bic, I’m WRITING WITH IT.

gee I don’t know how I could ever lift any other pens they’re just so heavy.

Writing is really hard and boring; I’m glad I can buy these girly pens to make it worthwhile.

But the ink isn’t even pink, what the fuck. 

$4 for two pens is too much anyway.

What the fuck though

By all means, society. Keep telling me that I need to buy overpriced girly crap simply because I have a uterus.

For that special time when my vagina needs to write a letter.

really though?

Neither does this owl.

What happened to you Bic? You used to be cool!

Love the commentary on this. I kind of wonder what kind of reactions I would get if I were to buy one of these.

OO! Better idea. Anyone know Bic’s headquarters phone number? I’ll call and ask awkward questions: “I’m a boy, am I still allowed to use one of the fancy ‘for her’ pens? Will they still work for me? Will my male-identity disrupt the flow of the ink somehow?”

FINALLY I CAN BRING PENS TO BRYN MAWR

I think the idea of these pens is that they are just more ergonomic for a female’s hand. They make guitars for women. Not like they are pink and pretty but they just make the neck thinner so a girl can wrap her hand around it better. I don’t think there is much to make a fuss about except maybe the price, but it makes sense since it’s not being sold as a pack.

(via box-wine-on-ice)